why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
why be rude when you can be nude
excuse me this is an offensive generalization entirely disregarding my people, the never nudes
what
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
morning: no
afternoon: no
evening: no
